Daemon Mailer

Star Writer: Wikileaker Bradley Manning “Underfed Gerbil of a Kid”

daemon — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 20:29:41 +0000

By Daemon, TORONTERRIBLE – The quality of writing in this city is seriously shite. Witness Toronto Star (gulp) columnist Heather Mallick’s trainwreck on Bradley Manning, the accused source of almost all of Wikileaks’ Iraq, Afghan and diplomatic cable scoops.

Beginning with the ostensible purpose of drawing attention to Manning’s situation, things quickly descend into a gossipy rant which targets gays, “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” Manning, and the U.S. government and military.

Rapture Ready Mirror Ball Suit

daemon — Thu, 12 May 2011 19:59:52 +0000

Happy birthday – it’s the Apocalypse!

If you were born this date, May 21, you share a birthday with:

Biggie Smalls,

Plato,

The Apocalypse.

According to Gen JC Christian, patriot, of cultural nerve center Seattle, May 21, 2011 is the due date for doomsday – the everlovin’ Christian rapture!

For those not Biblically-inclined, let me refresh your memories- the rapture, is not just a sexy 80′s song by Blondie, it’s when Christians believe Jesus will come back to earth, taze all the bad bros and girls, and suck the good ones up into the sky.

Those left standing around will be refried…by…Obama!?!

Unless they buy a rapture ready mirror ball suit.

Kripes.

Anyhoo, please to check here.

Ghost Hand in Photo Blamed for Japan’s World Cup Loss

daemon — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:10:24 +0000

TOKYO – Japanese tv, news and practically everyone in the office was freaking out as per usual today over news that a “mysterious hand” seen in a photograph of soccer players Keisuke Honda and Makoto Hasabe had caused the Japanese team to lose their shot at winning the World Cup.

click here to see the Japanese photo of the hand

The country has been obsessed with soccer, peaking on Tuesday, as over 60% of the population stayed up until 3am watching the last game with the Japanese team.

The photo, posted on a Danish web site shows Honda with his arms around teammate before this Tuesday’s fatal game in which Japan lost to Paraguay due to a misfired penalty kick.

In addition to ‘s two hands, a mysterious third hand is visible inserted between Keisuke Honda and Makoto Hasabe.

All day long media here blamed the loss on the “mysterious hand”.

No strangers to superstition, Japanese consume mass doses of mysterious happening tv shows which dramatize supposedly true ghost photos and other creepy offerings.

Street fortune tellers specializing mostly in palm reading are everywhere.

Needless to say, by nightfall, some bright bulb had figured out the picture had merely been cropped to exclude a man with an extremely long left arm: defender Yuto Nagatomo.

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Learn English…with Al Qaeda

daemon — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:22:56 +0000

Al Qaeda (the bad guys) are launching an English website called “Inspire”.

Tokyo’s Sperm Whale Bile Martini

daemon — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:14:17 +0000

Well, summer is here…and I do need something to drink…

Here’s some drink hints from Nicolas Coldicott at The Japan Times:

On the Road with ‘the Jedi Commander’

daemon — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 12:33:19 +0000

Michael Hastings from Rolling Stone spent a month on the road with Stanley McChrystal, U.S. general in command of operations in Afghanistan. In addition to the scoops the article contains it also gives a comphrensive overview of the general’s career and conflicts. Read more…

Real Gangs Don’t Dance: NYC Dragons, Vampires

daemon — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 17:46:36 +0000

Yar!!!! Taking a break from my standing desk to sit my ass on down and read all about NYC youth gangs. Yup it’s only since the 1990′s all these hiphopping Eminems have been insisting on doing the electric boogaloo while goin’ on their crime sprees. Senors Al Baker & Joe Stonington from The New York Times spin the yarn.

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The Real ‘Hurt Locker’: Meet Pat Dollard

daemon — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 07:44:48 +0000

Krikey. Came across this insane tale by Vanity Fair’s Evan Wright the other day. It may be old, but with Kathryn Bigelow’s Iraq War movie “The Hurt Locker” up for Oscars, Wright’s excellent piece on Pat Dollard and his still as-yet-unreleased Iraq documentry “Young Americans” is, um, timely. Please to check it.

Jack London was One Wild Dude

daemon — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 09:11:13 +0000

Yes, Jack London was one wild dude. And so now he posted all his writing on the Internet machine for free which is nice. Courtesy Wikipedia. Please to check it.

Are you scared yet?!?

daemon — Tue, 12 May 2009 10:27:00 +0000

C’mon people, what are you doing on the internet? You should be in your bunker wearing a mask and huddling in separate corners from your family so as not to be infected. The BBC is now reporting that 1 in 3 could be hit with the fake pig flu! Oh No!! Quick panic!!

So what are you gonna do people, sit around playing with your iphones and ipod touches, or give in to the dark cabal’s newest paranoia propaganda? Don’t tell me you’re still trying to pay attention to those boring war crimes trials coming up for illegal torture and invasions of foreign countries?

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